This is usually the spot where I would go ahead and describe a key scene, either the beginning of the movie or some part that really caught my attention... but there was nothing. Oh wait! There was a scene where she bit off a dudes... no, never mind, they didn't show anything. Ooo! Jessicka and another girl with peanut butter... no, didn't show that either. Literally any time they go to actually do something with this movie, rape, death, sex, they cut away before it even begins. For a movie selling itself as a hardcore homage to '60s/70s exploitation, it sure as hell tries its hardest not to be hardcore. In fact, the only thing that's even remotely "70s exploitation" about it is the drive in adds cut in with a meat cleaver and the horrible film quality. Except that with the film quality, it's done in a manner that is so overdone that the movie is hardly watchable. I've seen my fair share of exploitation, its fuzzy some times, a little scratchy others, but it still comes with a decent picture quality. This movie on the other hand looks like it was drug through a whole bunch of mud, feces, cacti, and sand. What? You say it was made it Tucson? Well that explains everything!
I've heard that the acting, mainly that of the girl portraying Jessicka, was amazing. That she showed so much emotion with just her eyes. I got none of that, she looks sad the entire movie. And not that abused dog sad that she is supposed to, but that "I can't believe I'm only getting paid $20 to do this shit" sad. And the rest of the acting? I don't think any of the people in this movie have ever been in front of a camera before.
Lets just leave it at this, no one should ever see this movie. It should have never been made. It should have never acquired a distribution deal. It should just be forgotten. So for me, having paid ten bucks for it, it is now going on my shelf next to The Mutilation Man, they can both sit there and suck together.
That first picture had me pretty excited!
ReplyDeleteBut just going off the review, i imagine i would watch the whole thing just waiting for that one face to be made
I haven't seen the film but I am not surprised when I hear from so many people and read so many reviews that it flat out SUCKS! I don't think I will ever get around to watching it mainly due to the fact that Elske McCain has serious psychological issues and spends her nights and days bullying people who don't agree with her on the internet. She managed to piss off almost everyone in the horror industry and now nobody wants to work with her. She is completely competitive and thinks that the fact that she has so many Twitter followers, makes her more important than everyone who doesn't have as many. Everyday she has someone new to attack on face book and it's usually a girl, or Lucky McKee. There are many ways to act, and a diva is not one of them. I feel a little sorry for her since she doesn't seem to have a life... at all. She never posts about actual friends she has and time she spends in the world outside her computer. She is on it constantly obsessing over who did not include her in a Scream Queen list, etc.. She gets really upset when she isn't included which baffles me since not many people have heard of her outside of face book. I could go on and on with several reasons not to watch anything that girl is involved in but I wont waste any more of your time. Just watch her pathetic face book page and see for yourself.
ReplyDeleteOh I forgot, she gets upset when so many people write bad reviews on her shitty film and personally attacks them all over the internet because she is unprofessional. If you're going to stay in this business, you are going to have to learn to take harsh criticism. Not everyone is going to like your movie.
ReplyDeleteThank you Alex.Ukeleske Mcain. Is a talentless twat. You just called it like you saw it.
ReplyDeleteElske McCain is a crazy person. I cannot believe anyone is still talking about her. Never heard of her before fb cause she didn't do anything relevant.
ReplyDeleteDude. Imma drop this right here. http://elskemccrazy.blogspot.com/
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