Blood Mania

Blood Mania. With a name like that its gotta be crazy bloody and gory! Couple that with the IMDb description: "A sex-crazed nympho helps speed along her father's death so she can use the inheritance to help out her depraved boyfriend." and it sounds like a '70s grindhouse romp full of gore, boobs, blood, and sex! Is that the case? No.

My Bloody Valentine

And now back to our regularly scheduled reviews.

You know what I love about slashers? Colorful casts, creative kills, and gore.... also boobies. And while My Bloody Valentine doesn't have the later, it has everything else in spades.

Jessicka Rabid

To put it lightly, Jessicka Rabid is the most horrid, putrid, pile of waste I have ever had the misfortune of seeing. I would get more entertainment out of this DVD by using the broken shards to wipe myself after a long time on the toilet thanks to to many hot wings. There is literally nothing good about this movie. No good acting, no good cinematography, no effects at all, not even a "so-bad-its-good" sorta thing. Just. Plain. Shit.

Mutilation Mile

I don't know what exactly I just watched but I know one thing, you're dealing with Jimmy Crack Corn and he don't fuckin' care!

Year of Horror Challenge

I wanted to get this horror blog thing rolling this year, so I decided to come up with this challenge: Watch a new horror movie each day and write a mini-review. It turns out I picked a perfect year, a leap year! So I will be doing 366 mini-reviews! I still need 80 more movies, so suggestions will be welcome! This is the list so far: