Life and Death of a Porno Gang

Frankenstein's Army Impressions

I.... live.... AGAIN! (Video stuff)

Nightbeast

It's dark, beady, soulless eyes stun you with fear. You feel it's hot breath emanating from behind it's great, toothy maw. It plunges its claws into your stomach, tearing away flesh, unraveling your intestines as your life slowly drifts away from you. Or maybe it trains it laser gun right between your eyes and pulls the trigger. Sending your atoms careening into oblivion, vaporizing you. No matter how it dispatches you, one thing is for certain, this is... the Nightbeast!

August Underground Mordum (magGot Cut)

Pure chaos. Unorganized, unstructured.... a cluster fuck. While the Toetag cut of Mordum is chaotic, the magGot cut takes it to the extreme. Couple that with my hazy memory and you have a disjointed, surreal mish-mash of craziness that can't really be described. It's nuts, but is it effective?

Nekromantik

 

Here it is! Nekromantik. The famous and infamous. Ill admit my copy, though well done, is a bootleg. Its got a nice cover, case, and the disk itself has the design on top, but the bottom has the distinct lavender hue of a DVD-R. But I paid ten dollars for my copy. So besides collecting purposes would it be worth the seventy dollars to get a legitimate copy?

The Cabin in the Woods

How do you write a review of The Cabin in the Woods without spoiling anything? I could be very vague and say something like, "A group of stereotypical teens: Jock, Slut, Nerd, Stoner, and Virgin, set out for a weekend getaway to a cabin deep in the woods. The horrors that await them are only the tip of something monumental!" Its a horror/comedy filled with great moments and when the shit finally hits the fan... it's epic! But really, that's all that can be said without spoiling the fun.

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